Rules
Fifty spots on one Lamborghini Urus. Rank is the bid — nothing else decides it. Here is exactly how that works, including the parts that could cost you.
Bidding and rank
- Bids are whole US dollars. The minimum is $5; the maximum is $200,000.
- Your rank is your bid. Nothing else moves it — not when you joined, not what you sell, not who you know.
- Bidding less than the top price still puts you on the board, at whatever place that bid can take.
- Equal bids stay in the order they were placed. The older bid keeps the higher rank, so a later bidder must beat you outright, not merely match you.
- To take the #1 spot outright you need at least $5 above the current leader.
Topping up
- Already on the list? Enter the same website or @handle and raise your bid — you keep your row instead of starting a second one.
- You only pay the difference. If you hold $10 and want $16, you pay $6, not $16 again.
- A raise must add at least $1 to what you already hold.
- Topping up does not reset your seniority. Your original bid time still breaks ties in your favour.
- Nobody else can take your position by paying only your difference — they have to beat your total.
The 50 spots
- A car has a finite, legible surface. Fifty is roughly what fits while every logo stays readable from another vehicle.
- When the board closes, the top 50 bids are printed on the car. Rank decides size and panel: the top bids take the doors, bonnet and tailgate.
- Anyone can be pushed below the cut line at any time. There is no reserved spot and no grandfathering.
- Below the cut you are still listed, and still one top-up away from getting back in.
Money and refunds
- Bids are charged when you place them, through Stripe. We never see your card details.
- You are refunded in full if you finish outside the top 50 when the board closes. We only keep money from bids that go on the car.
- You are refunded in full if the board never reaches $200,000. Nothing goes to print until it does — we are not wrapping half a car.
- Refunds return the full amount you paid. They are issued to the original payment method and typically take 5–10 business days to appear.
- If your listing is removed for breaking the content rules below, your bid is refunded in full.
What you can list
- A product website, or an X @handle. That is the whole list.
- Query strings are stripped, so affiliate, referral and tracking links will not work as a way to get a second row.
- Link shorteners are not accepted. Submit the real destination.
- Platform links keep their path, so two different apps on the same store are two different listings.
- No chat or invite links — Telegram, WhatsApp, Discord, Signal and the like. This is a board for products and profiles, not group chats.
- No porn, NSFW or adult platforms. This logo is going on a car that drives past schools.
- No malware, phishing, scams, or anything illegal where the car is registered.
Removal
- We remove listings that break the content rules above. That decision is ours, and we will tell you why.
- A removed listing is refunded in full.
- We may decline to print a logo we would not want on our own car. Same outcome: full refund, no argument.
The car
- Your spot lasts for the lifetime of the car, not a billing period.
- If the car is written off, spots are reprinted onto its replacement.
- We drive it. That is the entire point — a billboard that stays in one place is just a billboard.
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